Are you ready for the omiCON variant?
No, I didn’t misspell it. I said what I meant, and it’s a new CON, indeed.
Bribery with a lottery, ice cream, and free donuts didn’t work. They decided to threaten us with job loss… I hope they can now see that we would rather lose everything than be part of this experiment.
So, get out your popcorn, and prepare to watch this soap opera of the 5th wave of fear.
At least the name sounds cool. Kinda like a DECEPTICON…